Musician seeking musicians. Requirements include:
Figurative nature
Those ab lines that indicate much sex
Willingness to show stomach
No epileptics
A resume of favorite samples
Women who already like you, or
Men who can't believe you anymore
No opposition to formula
Wear this shirt but hate it
hear shit and play it
fear love and get paid
vocals are covered
what I need is a drummer.

Bastardizer (thanks Acme)

Take this bastard:
He attends a boring school
He eats meals prepared in favor
He shits out those meals and shivers
He tramples on all the ants he'll never see
His face has all the parts apt to cry
His limbs are a boring function
His brain is just as grey
as the sky on the day
his father didn't
pull out.

I do wear a uniform.

There's a routine. It doesn't have to transpire, but its better that it does. I do, at minimum, the following:

Wake up at least 2 hours before i have to be anywhere.
shower
shave (if needed)
brush teeth
apply cologne
comb hair
get dressed:
---button up shirt & Dickies if school day
---t-shirt & Dickies if work day
---1460 Dr. Martens
Prepare and Eat oatmeal
Take daily vitamin
Smoke a cigarette
Visualize the day

The rest just happens. But if i can perform these tasks in this order, my day, no matter how it turns out, seems more approachable.